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My Firstbank story...

I hope my N1,000 balance is safe in Firstbank. The kind of messages I have been getting from Firstbank is a matter of concern to me.

It is either they're bothering me about unsolicited loans or giving me tips of how not to fall victim for the antics of internet fraudsters.

At other times, they will repeat the health tips that health officials and government agencies have been drumming into our hears... without palliatives o!

Everyday, it is: "Wash your hands with hand sanitisers (as if they provided any), maintain social distancing (if I hear), apply for loan (in Firstbank, where they may even demand the presence of your late grandfather before granting you loan audience?), we are here for you (story)..."

They will have me to contend with if my N1,000 balance gets missing at the end of this COVID-19 pandemic. I don't like what I hate.

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